Don’t let George introduce you

Tom Chivers drinks Thames water for breakfast.

Tom Chivers has Liverpool Street Station flat packed in his bedroom.

Tom Chivers left eye points at the city’s skyline; his right eye glares through cement into London’s sewers.

Tom Chivers spews.

Tom Chivers does not write for the Daily Telegraph.

Tom Chivers leads undead criminals out of the city’s mausoleums.

Tom Chivers levitates two inches above the ground.

Tom Chivers has magnesium testicles.

For your delectation: Tom Chivers.

By George Ttoouli

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